Mr. Meckers likes to play checkers
Without regard to crowds of long neckers.
As for chess
Its a mess
That is unless
You talk to Tess.
But the gang was jamin’
Fishin’ for salmon
And playin’ backgammon!
So everyone plays cribbage
Can you say fribbage?
(Or how about arbitrage?)
My knees checkers
are tyin’ ‘ese wreckers
before playin’ Chinese Checkers.
“Words” sounds like babble
Like all of the rabble
eating crab apple.
“America’s Game” is a little sloppy
Like and old jalopy.
Ha!
Win or lose
You get to snooze.